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Definition of Have a bowel movement

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defecate, discharge waste from the body through the anus
Have a bowel movement Definition from Language, Idioms & Slang Dictionaries & Glossaries
**Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily
dysfunctions.One seventy-five year old woman says, "I have this problem. I wake up every
morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."An eighty year old woman says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."The ninety year old woman says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow.""So what's your problem?" asked the others."I don't wake up until nine."